- Meravigliose pantofole per piedi grandi.
- Cthulhu è un personaggio di fantasia delle storie mistiche di H. P. Lovecraft e August Derleth.
- Materiale: 100% poliestere
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)
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Well, what is he waiting for then...?
Right! He's waiting for the stars to be aligned in the correct order. You know, everything will start then. Nothing will hold him back, there will be no limits! He'll sink whole continents and lick the people like salt off a pretzel!
At least, this is what the tales tell us. But these are only old stories... Truth is, Cthulhu isn't as bad as everyone thinks –(he's just always being misunderstood). As a matter of fact, he only wants to warm your feet –(as well as a great, elder-God can do.
You really don't have to be afraid. We promise he won't use the ends of your legs as a starting point to devour you completely. Well, probably not.*
*In tests, over 88% of wearers retained both feet intact :).
Once on, you'll never want to remove these cosy, extra soft, comfortable and absolutely beautiful Cthulhu Plush Slippers
! Not till spring time anyway. Instead, you'll be tempted to wear them out to your office, to your parents-in-law, or even to a party. With Cthulhu on your feet, you will always make an impression (we'll let you decide what kind!). Besides, if someone decides to risk offending you because of your extraordinarily cool footwear, just make some ferocious noises, make an evil face and draw threatening circles with your lifted leg while wildly flailing your arms. You'll see it works. Probably.
It'll be sure to send them running anyway!
Dettagli tecniciDimensioni: circa 55 x 30 x 38 cm Dimensioni: taglie 42-47 uomo Peso: circa 600 g Capacità: con gommini antiscivolo sulla parte inferiore Cura e manutenzione: la superficie è lavabile