Welcome to the 374th meeting of the Friends of R'lyeh, fellow cultists! Before we continue to the main point on today's agenda, the summoning of our saviour Cthulhu, we'd like to present the new must-have of the season on behalf of our board of directors: the Cthulhu Goblet!

This ritualistic nonplus ultra was manufactured from resin in the city of our master and painted by hand. In addition to the head of Cthulhu, the goblet features a removable stainless steel insert that will make the cleaning process a whole lot easier. You know, "ritualistic liquids" and such... If you're interested, you can get your very own goblet from Brother Gilbert after the ritual. Now, let's get back to business: Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!