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Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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Particularly talented coders are not satisfied with writing their own code, but also try to analyze other programs and hardware, e.g. to write driv...

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Despite the fact that the binary system is frequently used in computer science (and therefore in many areas of our lives), very few people know wha...

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The command [i]export EDITOR=""[/i] defines the editor that is used by other applications by default to open files. The abbreviation [i]rm[/i], how...

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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

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88 miles per hour were yesterday. For those who really want to go back in time, just press Ctrl+Z - the most powerful shortcut in human history.On ...

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Whether it's the software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too convoluted and overheated, al...

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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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On your back, of course Aren't we all a bit HTML?

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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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Somewhere in the depths of the repository, it slumbers. Undocumented, misunderstood, untouchable: the legacy code. Nobody knows who wrote it anymor...

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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging or dozing. Suddenly your cell phone rings. That can only mean one thing: your mother i...

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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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Uh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Linux has the penguin, BSD has the daemon, Perl has the camel and the hacker community has this symbol, called the glider. It is still young, but i...

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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Are HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...

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There are moments in every PC user's life when only one combination can help: CTRL+ALT+DEL. Three keys, one goal - end the frozen chaos and start f...

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The security principle "[i]Security by Obscurity[/i]" from the field of computer and network security is based on the assumption that a system cann...

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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Without words

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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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Fun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...

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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

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For the real computer scientists ;)

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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and se...

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Keeping a programmer's day running smoothly sometimes takes quite a lot, especially when the people you're helping have no idea how their computer works. Sometimes a few nice IT gadgets aren't enough, and you need the right wardrobe to deal with the questions that come your way. If you're wondering how a shirt can help, we can confirm that a good joke makes everyday life much easier. Who doesn't enjoy an approving nod from colleagues at the coffee machine because the slogan on their shirt is simply spot on?

For sysadmins and programmers alike

Anyone who thinks there isn't much funny to put on an IT shirt is in for a surprise. With our shirts, nobody has to settle for a run-of-the-mill joke. Whether you're a sysadmin or a programmer by conviction, you'll find T-shirts and hoodies that speak straight from the heart. To show your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell, teach someone how to read binary or share the everyday struggles of life as a developer.

The perfect gift for IT fans and pragmatists

That computer science shirts make every IT person's life easier is well established. Who doesn't appreciate an item of clothing that saves them tedious explaining? If you're looking for a gift that kills two birds with one stone, you're in the right place: no programmer will complain about receiving one. For more ideas, see our gifts for programmers and mechanical keyboards.