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Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Raiders of the Lost Cheese
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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a battle against a fur-covered monster, and a breakneck c...

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Resources or friends
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There's nothing better than a cozy game night with friends. You spend time together, laugh, and play. Until you show your true colors. It would be ...

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Brainbows
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Fluttershy would presumably wet her pants, but you're certainly big enough for the truth, right? Because one thing is clear: there must also be und...

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Human Abduction
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The ‘Human Abduction’ T-shirt design is a humorous reversal of the well-known sci-fi cliché of alien abduction. In stories, films and conspiracy th...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Hooray Sports
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[i]Did you see that ridiculous display last night?[/i]The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, b...

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Robolution
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Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory already wears this shirt in various episodes. He knows how evolution works and how we will develop in the f...

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The Book Was Better
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Anyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos
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‘Only the stupid need order, the genius rules chaos’ is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the facts in...

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Always Playing
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As an adult, still enjoying playing is often ridiculed. Whether video games, role-playing games, or board games - that's "just for kids." We see it...

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Serotonin
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Even though the neurotransmitter [i]serotonin[/i] is involved in a multitude of complex processes within the human body, people tend to call it the...

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T-Retro
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Surfing like in the goold old days will be possible again in the future. A well-known German provider plans to heavily restrict the available traff...

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Avoid Criticism
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How nice life could be if everyone just liked everyone... You know, if no one ever trod on anyone else's toes –- if it was always 'puppie...

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Root Heart Maths
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For the real lovers of mathematics.

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Challenge accepted
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Are you lion-hearted, audacious and bold? Are you never discouraged?If this is the case, the 'Challenge Accepted' t.shirt is your thing! ...

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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Tech Support
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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging, or dozing off. Suddenly, your phone rings. It can only mean one thing: your mother is...

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Pi Pie
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Two things are infinite: the number of decimal places of the number Pi and the average nerd's hunger for sweets and pastries. Of course we had to c...

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Torrorist
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It's not only the German chancellor Merkel who seems to be a potential terrorist for the NSA, who wiretapped her. Everybody, who wants to pro...

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Cthulhu Cola
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In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

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This meme is not available in your country
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On 26.03.2019, the EU Parliament decided to destroy the Internet and make memes virtually impossible via upload filters.With this t-shirt you can a...

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Immature
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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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Anonymous
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Just like a lot of other things, [i]Anonymous[/i] is a product of [i]4chan[/i] and has been politically active since 2008. The group fights against...

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No bonus card
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The shirt for everyone who is annoyed by questions for bonus cards.

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words.

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Condescending
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As a nerd, you know your favorite topics exceptionally well. Unfortunately, this means you have to explain an incredible amount to those around you...

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The only planet
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There are many things to argue about. However, there are a few indisputable facts:1. The Earth is round.2. It is the only place in the universe wit...

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Sarcasm
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If sarcasm were a language, we nerds would be native speakers. Whether as a protective shield during school days, as our only weapon against annoyi...

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks, and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime—it is self-defense.Just becau...

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor
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Anyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....

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Cthulhu's Horoscope
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Cthulhu's Horoscope

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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WTF?
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What the f*k?

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Illegal Skins
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Looks aren't everything - but we all know those days when we just don't feel comfortable in our own skin. Unfortunately, we can't just change it li...

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Offices & Dragons
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Every role-player knows it: the dungeon. It's dark, dreary, and you have to fear for your mental and physical health. Wait a minute, that sounds al...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.