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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Pen Paper Dice Friends
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It's actually funny that the nerdiest game of all time *) requires friends as a mandatory basic prerequisite and preferably even more than one or t...

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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On your back, of course Aren't we all a bit HTML?

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Gandalf vs Balrog Retro Game
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[i]A wild BALROG appears[/i]!The epic fight from a popular fantasy franchise is re-imagined as a retro game on this crossover T-shirt. Just like in...

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Vampire hunter
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This crossover motif brings together a well-known vampire slayer, two brothers haunted by the supernatural, a fierce and heavily armed daywalker, p...

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Unit circle
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Normally, our T-shirts are aimed more at people who have already discovered their love of mathematics and the rest of the natural sciences. But as ...

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Role play character DD
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In almost every role-playing game imaginable, there are fixed tasks that the various party members have to fulfill: The healer heals, the rogue sne...

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Cummingtonite
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Minerals like gold and diamonds won't win over every nerd - With (Mg, Fe)[sub]7[/sub]Si[sub]8[/sub]O[sub]22[/sub](OH)[sub]2[/sub] hast Du bessere C...

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Shit just got real
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One phone call, one dramatic tracking shot and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]However, this also happens all too often in normal life, in w...

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Broken Image
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"As you can see, you see nothing" ;)It's so annoying when you really want to look at a really cool picture on your favorite image board and then no...

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I will not fix your computer
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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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Galaxy Winter Wonderland
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Icy heights, endless expanses, and a place where it's better not to venture without thermal clothing – the Galaxy Winter Wonderland design is remin...

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Brainbows
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Fluttershy would presumably wet her pants, but you're certainly big enough for the truth, right? Because one thing is clear: there must also be und...

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Depressive transistor
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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reset peer guy
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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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Adrenaline molecule
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Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...

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This T-shirt was made by child labor
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If you order a sweatshirt, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everyone knows it, nobody cares. Nevertheless, many people will be upset a...

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Evil Admin
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He decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply locks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees ...

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Ninja Diet
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Nerds and turtles have a lot in common: they are absolutely heroic and love to eat pizza! Before the biologists among you roll your eyes: we don't ...

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They call me Pi
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Somtimes one has more in common with a Number than anticipated. The saying ‘They call me Pi because I am irrational and can never stop.’ plays on s...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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Even before the coronavirus pandemic, we knew that it can be worth washing your hands regularly. After all, common sense tells you that you don't w...

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Can I go now
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Of all the prejudices and stereotypes that exist about us nerds and geeks, at least one thing is true: we're not necessarily the biggest fans of no...

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Intellectual Badass
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As a nerd, you are familiar with the tiresome topic of explaining to other people what exactly a nerd is. And then you have to explain the differen...

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PEBKAC
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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...

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LCARS Drink Menu
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Digital drink menus are no longer science fiction, but the LCARS Drink Menu design immediately evokes memories of the iconic Starfleet computer int...

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Yippie Kai Yai
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Calm, contemplation and a few small explosions - that sounds like a perfect Christmas celebration. If you see it differently, then the "Yippie Kai ...

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Raiders of the Lost Cheese
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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a battle against a fur-covered monster, and a breakneck c...

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Resources or friends
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There's nothing better than a cozy game night with friends. You spend time together, laugh, and play. Until you show your true colors. It would be ...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest: nobody likes to lose - whether it's a board game, video game or simply a discussion. Especially when you've been arguing with the ...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Sharknado
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Tara Reid is actually a reliable cast member for good movies... Well, for mediocre films with a certain cult factor and the supporting role in [i]T...

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Game of Thrones Trial by Combat
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Everyone knows those situations where you have your back to the wall (or the abyss). Whether it's your own fault or not, the smartest way to get mo...

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This woman is not available
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Once again a motif for the ladies ;)For those who haven't recognized it yet: A similar sentence appears when you click on a blocked music video on ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.