Finally there's a chance for pirates and Pastafaris to build their own shrine with the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster. In contrast to other non-provable divinities, the FSM isn't that fussy. To be honest, he just likes to be the centre of attention, especially in this cuddly way.

Is the FSM the best example of what evolution can do? And is it true that he just came up with evolution to keep us busy...?

Whatever! Good thing His Noodliness thinks for us, too. In addition, his Noodly Appendage has offered us this wonderful toy.

Every piece of spaghetti can be moved and bent thanks to the wires inside. The FSM sees everything because he can look in every direction!

If you're looking for the right headgear for your next passport photograph and there's no sieve available, just use this FSM instead! The FSM won't mind it as long as the word of the intelligent designers is spread.

Ramen.