While other races tend to use long and unnecessarily complicated greetings, Vulcans have boiled down social interaction to the bare minimum: Five fingers, four words – that's all you need for the perfect universal greeting. After all, the cool space elves are well-known for their efficiency and cold logic.

With the "Live Long and Prosper" Mug, you can reduce everyday small talk to a minimum without needing to be at the final frontier of space. Simply fill the mug with 300 ml of Vulcan coffee (or raktajino if you prefer), go back to your desk and simply point at the mug whenever someone tries to talk to you. Repeat as necessary until you can go home ;).