!!I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!
(Ok ok, I'm just in the process of becoming one, but this is a minor detail.)

Straight-lined and focused, I am pursuing my target. Solving puzzles and pure martial arts fighting – nothing could ever distract me!

Well, except for this stupid darn three-headed monkey!

I mean it's a little weird that I am the only one who has ever caught sight of this strange creature... I mean, what's going on with that?

What? You're accusing me of foul play? No! That's not true. It's just... what Otis can do, I can do better.!!

And now so can you :) Next time when there's a visitor knocking at your door, taking a gander at your Three-headed Monkey Doormat, there's a huge chance he will turn his head – enough time for you to prepare for a first strike...

But be careful of who it is you're about to knock down – make sure it's salesmen, political canvassers, horrible neighbours or the mother-in-law! Maybe better keep to the puzzles, eh?